What is chodecoin?

Chodecoin is a symbol that not only reflects your masculinity but also your status in society. I digitized all the big PP energy into 100,000 CHODES with the help of the latest blockchain technology: The Binance Smart Chain. It is faster than you can thrust your hips. I guarantee you it took me more than 5 minutes. It was not an easy task.

Has chodecoin any utility?

You cant eat it, but isnt big dong reputation also an utility?

If people look at your wallet and realise that you dont own a single chode they instantly assume you have small wiener energy. You probably dont want that, hell I dont want that as Im very self conscious. I calculated the cockus energy per CHODE. So 100,000 CHODES = 1 lightning spear of zeus himself. Impressive if you ask me.

Note: Unfortunately you cant translate this energy into electricity.

Why are you selling the almighty and powerful CHODES?

I cant contain all the CHODES, but what I can do is share. It is my duty. There is nothing else to explain, except that this is no financial advice and this is for entertainment purposes only and to show off your BIG D ENERGY.

Will this be tradeable on an exchange?

I dont know. Probably not. Maybe if this gets international acceptance.

How can I acquire such powerful prestige?

I have no idea about finance, but I know my worth:

0.01 BNB = 1 CHODE

BSC-address: 0xEb79831B4d208496A72F2c8dd31d5375f552AB05

I can give you the power you deserve.